Unidentified Food Objects

It's been a few days. It is term paper time!! And I feel like my head is exploding! And I am in the library all day and can't bring myself to browse, peruse, search or seek anything new to eat with my spare time!

*this is an illustration of the author's mental capacity at this very moment*

 So as a pittance for my negligence in tasting new and exciting foods, and since I have no gourmet cakes to share with you while I write on economic market transformation, I offer a guessing game for my lovely readers!

Since I am mainly living off of wilted wraps from the bottom of my backpack, Tuesday night's leftover casserole, and library cafe food...

Guess which of these things you want to eat after 18 cups of coffee, 23 journal articles, and CANNOT BE FOUND ANYWHERE AFTER 6 PM ON A STUDENT CAMPUS:

*jeopardy music*

Option A - fairtrade organic $4.00 latte 

Option B - anything with lots of flax in it... muffins, rolls, cookies...

Option C a gloriously unhealthy cheeseburger, or pizza

Option D a vegetarian sandwich, WITH organic mixed greens to boot

Option E a pretentious bagel with dill cream cheese and smoked salmon lox

Well folks, if you thought, "cafes at universities wouldn't be so silly as to have smoked lox and organic sandwiches, but no pizza, burgers, or constipating white flour?! "




Welcome to the University of Over-Awareness!

99% of the time I am proud to join in the pretention

I drink my level-ground traded locally roasted extra dark drip from my stainless steel mug, while I nibble on a locally baked berry blast bran muffin, while I walk around in my Co-op Raincoat, while I discuss the post modern neo-neo synthesis of political theory with my other self-satisfied friends..

However, when cooped up like the very chickens my peers refuse to eat, I am going stir crazy for something that actually satisfies the rumblings of too many double americanos in the dark depths of my gut.

So be warned: if you see me, step aside before I start chewing on the sleeve of your supple leather jacket (yes veggies heads thats made of cows)

I'm starving for a good McDonalds. Or Megabite. Or Chowmein. My taste for cuisine seems to be deteriorating with my cognitive skills...

I'll try again tomorrow kids, have a good weekend!